The Tragic Fate of the Fallen Nate

So Mega Pong has gotten to be just short of an Olympic sport. We are actually submitting it the the Olympic Committee for the 2025 Olympics in Boulder City Nv. Today, in the final few plays of the day Nate was chasing down a ball and without notice, when down faster than Frazier. Somehow he was tripped by the floor. Mean Floor. Here is what was marked by the Touro Security Officers shortly after the event....

Having a gay 'ol time!

Darin: "Hey I'll buy you all lunch, for Doug's Birthday, if we ride the scooter together!"

Mike: "Yeah"

Nate: "Sweet. Free Lunch"

Doug: "Noooo....Really?

Full Metal Jacket

Yeah, so Mike and Doug got their Anatomy Lab Coats all did up for the last day. I think Michael Jackson and Kiss would be proud.

I converted the Jews...to MEGA PONG that is!

Yeah...so playing on just one table got a little boring. So, when the school put a second table in, we had to use it. We combined the two, and MEGA PONG was born. All the rules for our single table ping pong table still apply with the addition of a few new ones.

Each side has 4 slots.

When serving, server must serve to opposing side. The white line of the table on the same side of server is "in".

When in rally the middle two slots can be returned by both players. Players do not have to switch returning.

The two outside slots can only be returned by the player on that side.

Body saves have been introduced. a person can stop the ball with his body, then try and return it back into play. This is only allowed once a game.

Warning: Once a person has played MEGA PONG, they are unlikely to want to return to boring 'ol regular ping pong.

Benefits: monopolizes the ping pong tables

Additional Benefits: Small moral victories and increase vitality

NITE NITE DOUG

Battle Wounds

If you haven't seen Doug's unbridled passion for ping pong, it is something to witness. His kill shots are legendary! This one 'barely' missed the table and Nate tried to return it with his neck.

Nate has been 'Nighted'