NITE NITE DOUG

Battle Wounds

If you haven't seen Doug's unbridled passion for ping pong, it is something to witness. His kill shots are legendary! This one 'barely' missed the table and Nate tried to return it with his neck.

Nate has been 'Nighted'

Passing of the Baton

Today I got to practice my surgical skills. I took a fresh scalpel blade and dissected Mike's banana and planted the ring. My skills need a little polishing, there was a little more ecchymosis than I expected

Special K

We have this professor, Dr. Kalekas, who teaches Physical Diagnosis and he tells us a joke at teh beginning of every lecture. Some are crude, some are clean, but all are funny. I will start writing them down. As of now here is just a list of some:

Some buttonhole has my pen.

Hillbilly Vasectomy

$1000

Referrals and Vacation

Alley Beatdown to Pearly Gate

Volleyball + Hockey = Med School Pong

When opposing team attempts to hit a 'set shot' the soon to be receiving team member can attempt to block the 'spike'. This can be accomplished by any means necessary. They can use the paddle, arms, chest, screaming, and a direct body check to setter or spiker is allowed to disrupt the shot. This is especially encouraged when receiving team is at game point and a successful 'set' shot would win the game.

This is a gamble! Only the returning player can do this. If block is missed, and shot enters into play, it is that persons turn to return the ball. Their teammate cannot return it.

Lord of The Ring

So over a year ago, we found this metal ring. we have no idea what it is or where it comes from, or what it is for, but for all intents and purposes, for us it gives us another tool for laughter. Last year, when Mike and I were completing our Masters at Touro, we started hiding this in random places, in places that would lead us to eventually find it. That tradition literally has continued for over a year now. Doug and Nate are now participants in the game of hide and go seek. As you can see here, it ended up on my locker. Other places this little beauty has found it self are, but not limited to: car antennas, backpacks, fish tanks, drinks, chip bags, drawstring loops, cadaver lab coats, wallets, tied to shoelaces, microphone battery space, under shoe insoles, hats, refrigerators, tied to strings under tables, under seat cushions, it even found itself in the right ventricle of Doug's body. Silly we know, but funny none the less. I consider it like a prolonged game of Old Maid. Nobody really knows who else has it, and where it is but the person who hid it, and the person who is soon to find it.